Scout's Honor! Is being a Scout honorable..............................................pause.................................I'll let you marinate on that.............................................? Possibly. It's good Cop training. Now be a good cop and start a fire with sticks; sans lighter. Lil' cops aren't allowed incendiary devices, they are only used in the activation of illicit substances. Mmmmmmm.........illicit. Can genitalia be considered illicit................................................pause.............................................(crowd going ape).......................................? Possibly, if used for unlawful purpose? NO NO! Not like molestation or rape! Christballz on CrossBalls! You know, more like doing reverse cowgirl in New Hampshire................... sinner. That vag is mad illicit, yo. The point of sex is to PROCREATE! Not so you enjoy myself! Der! Or yourself for that matter.
Sometimes, when I see you, yes you Makisupa Policeman, I have to resist the desire to scream that I want to "punch you in the eye." Maybe I just have 99 problems with authority. I just wish the authority I generally witness was more just. Everyone has a selfish agenda. It just seems that unjust authority thinks with their selfish pants on more than most. Hey My Friend, My Friend, I'm not THEEEE most selfless human unit on the planet. But, I would like to think I can use my authoritative skillz for the greater good, not to appease my own selfish ego. Naughty, naughty, selfish ego.
Maybe I'm just a dirty hippie deep down; too idealistic for this world. Or maybe I just wish more for people than what they share with the world. What if, in private, these seemingly selfish folks wished nothing but the best for humanity. Maybe they act in an outwardly selfish manner because that's the roll they feel society expects of them. To be the selfish, macho guy(yes you Mr. Woods) who needs to get over and always get his way. Or the domineering Bitch who must exert her will on each and EVERY matter of interest; basically because she knows, when it comes down to it, she can never kick a man's ass(shit I really need to make a Phish referrence here soon.)
Guyute! Not really sure how to tie that one in, but I'm a fan. It's the story of an ugly pig, who walked on knee and danced.... NO! This is not about Phish, or phistory or phantasy tour or Phnugs(pronounced nhugs!)
I wouldn't think a cop wouldn't like to see Phish play. Too much naughty play.
Are drugs and their side affects any better or worse than being a selfish, ego-maniacal toolshed? I mean, being dumb and worthless isn't really hurting anyone else, right? Now, I know that some of you(yes you Sciaroni!) may say that hippies, in general, are of the most selfish nature. A greed-driven wolf in tie-died sheep's clothing......................................................pause...............................................................? Possibly. I would think living hand to mouth and relying on the charity of others would tend to create some desperation. BUT! and a BIG BUTT! Like Jlo sized! WOWZERS! That's quite the dumper! Sorry, sorry, I got distracted. Mierda. What was I talking about?
A rift, right! I believe there's been a rift created between the selfish, dread-locked 19 year old couple with the dying mut, begging for change or selling their shodding wears(ie phatty notebooks and lightswitch covers) crowd, and the 30-something, I actually work for a living and like football and ALSO like Phish crowd. AMEN! Well, Kid Rock played with Phish before, that kinda works.
It just makes for a more pleasant experience not to be surrounded by borderline retarded beggars, who make YOU feel like an asshole for not giving them your last dime. Or dime bag for that matter. Or Dimebag Darrell for even more matter(RIP Dime!) Dimebag e-ven! What was the name of that cartoon character that said even after everything?
I have no problem with this new division of the Phish phan "sky", if you will.
But enough about Phish, let's get back to jlo's ass. JUICY comes to mind. Now, if her ass were attached to another, less appealing face(ie Fergie) then it really amounts to nothing more than a tragic joke. Kudos, I say, to jlo for having the quality grill to match the fat bottom.
I think, if I were "in charge" of Phish, I would implore them to add Luther Campbell as a fifth member. We need some stripper polls, ass, ass and more ass. Oh, did I forget to mention, forget to mention titties? For me, that's all that's really missing at a Phish show. Some top-notch trim. Oh, well that and singing talent, but who needs that; right Geddy?
Glad you're back, my odd and favorite band. You were sorely missed. By some dirty hippies at least.
ps Is that Dave Mustaine or Trey Anastasio?
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