Introducing

Dearest All,


While I clearly should attempt to pretend I'm accomplishing something while at work, it's Christmas Eve and work means very little. The power of Christ compels me. I think Christ cares little for selling DSL to the elderly citizens of Santa Fe on the eve of his auspicious debut. Or was it inauspicious? Ok, ok, I think the debut was auspicious but the end on earth was a tad rough, maybe paralleling the life and times of Michael Jackson somewhat. Is it possible he's the second coming? My word! It all makes sense now! JC had some killer dance moves in his day. Earth can be such a harsh place. So, Joe Jackson would then be Ponchas Pilate? Latoya would be Judas? Or, maybe MJ can just star in The Passion of the Christ 2. See, MJ, JC? Ha, ha?

I apologize for that sacrilicious rant. I should really hold JC in higher regard. Maybe it was my five years of "Catholic" education that allows me the sense of entitlement to take a jab or two at JC and the man upstairs. It's not like my thoughts aren't being read anyway. It's really quite embarrassing. Maybe that's why "crazy" people wear those tin foil hats and things; so JC wouldn't hear their mockery. His ears are burning and he's surprisingly sensitive. Thus the wrath.

Hey, at least I'm acknowledging his existence, unlike those evil non-believers. Sinners. Do you think JC will bring me Rock Band 2 for Christmas? Or is that Santa? Maybe MJ is Santa! he certainly seems to enjoy the children; probably when they sit on his lap too. But in all seriousness, I need Rock Band 2. I've was taught to know the difference between a want and a need, and this clearly and example of a NEED. Google it. JC will tell you, he reads minds.

Ok, my co-workers are too annoying for me to properly concentrate on this task. I feel like I'm in the computer lab at school again.


Jay